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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
AU || Sherlock x Doctor Who
River Song (Alex Kingston) gets invited for dinner by a mysterious woman (Lara Pulver). That is where everything gets complicated.
…fuck.
“You been a very naughty girl.”
Excuse me while I asdagsdghshgqadvasdfa
I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this.
Meg. Meg. LOOOOK.
Yes. I will have more of this.

(Source: theasgardiangodofthunder)
“You know the funny thing about disguises, Professor Song? No matter what face you hide behind, it’s always a self-portrait.”
“So you think I’m the Queen of Egypt then?”
“No, I think you’re dangerous, clever, and heart-breakingly beautiful…and that your pride will be your own undoing.”
“I’m looking for the Doctor, I need to disappear for a while.”
“You know the Doctor?”
“Well, I know what he likes. Tell me Professor Song, have you ever considered a riding crop to go with those handcuffs?”
“Oh, but Miss Adler, that would be telling.”
“River, I’m going to be indelicate, do forgive me. But I would have you right here in front of God and the stars until you screamed for mercy.”
“Goodness. There’s a spoiler for you, Miss Adler. But I don’t scream that easily.”
“Oh, my darling Professor Song. We have all the time in the universe.”