mishka47:

AU || Sherlock x Doctor Who

River Song (Alex Kingston) gets invited for dinner by a mysterious woman (Lara Pulver). That is where everything gets complicated.

…fuck.

goodbyeomelas:

iamgwenslongroadhome:

saathi1013:

waterfights:

Starring: Archie Panjabi, Thandie Newton, Angel Coulby, Antonia Thomas, Parminder Nagra, Katie Leung, Freida Pinto, Gina Torres, and Sofia Vergara.

I don’t even know how to process how awesome this is.

This would be an exceptional cast for anything, at all, ever. 

GINA TORRES AS RIVER SONG

I MUST PROCESS THIS AND THEN FAINT OF AWESOME.

Please give this all the notes now, thank you.

I’ve been mulling over a River Song pinup for ages now, and while I started one a while ago that’s gorgeous (but I’m waiting for my pal to finish drawing lame Star Wars books and ink it for me), I’ve been wanting to do a different one that’s River all beat up and cut up after kicking some serious ass.  But I wanted to do it in a more traditional pose and of course, River must be totally unfazed by the fact that she’s just gotten her butt kickedbecauseoh, sweetie, you should see the other guy.  Like, I can’t get it out of my head.  So I drew a super quick thumbnail and then because I had a ball point pen and Crayola pencils it became more than a thumbnail.

And then Eleven just kind showed up outta nowhere.  He got a conk on the head and we’re not really sure who did the conking (but, admittedly what was he going to do with that screwdriver? he should be building a cabinet).  Plus, ugh Matt Smith you are such a blockhead and fuck your face.  Because I sped through River I don’t have the likeness down at all, but whatevah whatevah she’s fabulous.

Also, I don’t have a scanner and I have no idea where to find one in this town augh.  So these are pictures lolololol.

TL;DR  Meg is bored and a not-terrible artist.

“You know the funny thing about disguises, Professor Song?  No matter what face you hide behind, it’s always a self-portrait.”

“So you think I’m the Queen of Egypt then?”

“No, I think you’re dangerous, clever, and heart-breakingly beautiful…and that your pride will be your own undoing.”

“I’m looking for the Doctor, I need to disappear for a while.”

“You know the Doctor?”

“Well, I know what he likes.  Tell me Professor Song, have you ever considered a riding crop to go with those handcuffs?”

“Oh, but Miss Adler, that would be telling.”

“River, I’m going to be indelicate, do forgive me.  But I would have you right here in front of God and the stars until you screamed for mercy.”

“Goodness.  There’s a spoiler for you, Miss Adler.  But I don’t scream that easily.”

“Oh, my darling Professor Song.  We have all the time in the universe.”